Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Little Arithmetics - In Praise Of An Old 'Junker'

NO, it's not got that bad!
We're not talking about German Bombers from WWII, we're talking about olden lenses, y'know, those bits of glass you have hanging around (with some big romantic ideal attached to them) but haven't used yet.


The Portal.
Edinburgh, 2016
Leica M2, Canon Serenar 28mm f3.5, Ilford HP5+, Pyrocat-HD



Sometimes things can creep up and take you by surprise - such is the case with this photograph. 
It was taken on a lazy Saturday in Edinburgh, with the M2 and Canon Serenar 28mm f3.5 lens. 
I just thought it commonplace when I originally printed it, but now . . well . . . there was something about it that arrested my thinking.
To me it looks like the mannequins are actually walking through some portal into some 'other' place - I am knocked out by it. 
Are they leaving the material world behind, escaping through a time portal to a simpler time that somehow exists/doesn't exist. 
Do you see what I mean?
It's just so Space Age to my eyes that I instantly want to don my silver lamé suit and join them!
The lowly Canon Serenar has just given things that wonderful glow you get from single or uncoated lenses.
Strangely it also looks a tad 'fossil-digital' (y'know, that plastic look early digital photos had) - it isn't - I've cropped the original negative slightly, but that is about it - it's a scan off a print.

Thinking about the look of this, set me along other paths and I realised that I had another lens that was even older, and totally uncoated. Last time I'd used it I wasn't that impressed, but then I hadn't got a lens hood for it at that point.

So watcha talking about the Sheepy? Garn, spill the beans then . . . .

Well, we're only going on about a lens that is pretty damn old, from the dawn of 35mm photography. Indeed, it is almost the grand-daddy of them all . . the 50mm f3.5 Leitz Elmar.
The serial number of mine is 212290 which dates it to 1934. Concurrent with Hitler and the rise of the Nazi Party . . .  what has it seen and more to the point:

Why was I mad enough to make it my film lens of choice for a once in a lifetime holiday?


Another Portal
The Colosseum, June 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Kodak 400TX, Pyrocat-HD



It's a really strange move isn't it?
Risking everything.
As they used to say when I was young

"Would you risk it for a Swisskit?"

Well, I did. I threw caution to the wind, and there was a reason for this.
Here's the long and dull story:

For 10-odd years, we've had a 'holiday' camera - a wee Panasonic DMCF which has done a not bad job of detailing all our holidays, old caravan ones, and our expansion out into the world of travel when we could afford to do so.
It has done very well, but was starting to show its age - the screen was going and it had dents but it still took a decent picture.
I'd been wanting to upgrade for a while and I addressed this a few years ago with the purchase of a Sony A6000 - a fine wee camera, which sort of did a couple of holidays, though I was never truly happy with it - this being said:


Kotor Inflatable.
Kotor, Monetenegro, 2017
Sony A6000, 35mm f2, Nikkor-O



Dream On
Kotor, Monetenegro, 2017
Sony A6000, 35mm f2, Nikkor-O



Ghosts Take Selfies
Dubrovnik, Croatia, 2017
Sony A6000, 35mm f2, Nikkor-O



As you can see, it's colour rendition is really rather good.
I was using it in the above with a 35mm Nikkor 'O' pre-Ai lens with a Metabones adapter. Obviously the lens contributes vastly to everything, but all the same, the Sony made a decent fist of these RAW files.
OK - please don't turn off - I know, it's digital, my avowed Nemesis!
But at least I am still trying to sharpen my eye.

I'm not happy they don't exist as Cibachrome prints though.

Believe me, as someone who did quite a lot of Cibachrome back in the 80's . . they would look stunning on Ilford's long junked, Prints From Transparencies system . . . it had its own look - the colours were rich, vibrant, deep and extremely beautiful. It took a lot of work just to produce a single print, but if you got it right then that effort was rewarded manifold.

Actually, that's given me an idea - maybe I will expand into colour printing in the future, proper colour from negatives and using the filters on the DeVere, but for the meantime, these digital files will have to satisfy an occasional colourful itch.

Anyway, holidays!
Rome!!
Ah yes, hot, busy, beautiful and ancient; the partial country of my forefathers, and we'll be taking pics too!
So, there I was, planning on using the Sony for this holiday, when Chopper (son and also nemesis) said he fancied a 'proper' camera for a 3 week European road trip.
He does leave these thing to the last minute, but un-phased, I initially thought film and so did he.
However seeing as he's never handled a 'normal' camera in his life, with 2 weeks to go till he left, then any thoughts of a nice Nikkormat were oot the windae.
So, digital it was and in a state of I Can Tak It, I said:

"Here y'go son"

handed him the Sony and a Sony E 16-50mm f3.5-5.6 OSS lens (its kit lens, but actually alright) and said:

"Awa y'go!"

But that left me in a conundrum in the colour, holiday snap department and in typical Sheephouse fashion,

I went totally over the top.

Now, no doubt you know people that go OTT when purchasing something, but I've been giving them lessons.
For me it involves hours of research and scouring, reading, watching and mulling.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I ended up with another DSLR.

Eagle-eyed readers will remember a few years back I owned a Canon D50S - a sort of OK camera, which I actually traded for the Sony.
Anyway, TCALSS (to cut along story short) after some umming, I ended up with a used Nikon D300S and a 18-55 Zoom Nikkor.
Both things you'll know are (if you've read FB for any length of time at all) anathema to me.

But there y'go, with under a week to go to get myself sorted with something for holiday snaps, I had to make a stand and as it turns out chose wrongly.
Oh there's nothing wrong with the camera and the lens is alright, but if you've ever hauled a ship's anchor around in 30+ Degrees of heat, you'll know that such things as image quality pretty quickly lose their charm.
Allied to this is the bulk of a semi-pro camera.

My goodness, the professionals who hauled Nikon F2's around had it easy.

The F2 (a large and heavy all mechanical SLR) is positively sveldt by comparison . . and actually a darn site easier to use.

HOLD YOUR HATS - HE'S ABOUT TO GO OFF ON ONE!

To me, picture making is (or should be) a relatively simple process:

Focus, aperture, time, 'click' and wind-on. 

It definitely shouldn't be:

Check what mode you're in, check focus, zoom a bit, check focus again, oh wait a minute, I am in manual so I have to use a fucking wheel on the camera to adjust the aperture, and then, and then . . . ooo a picture.

It is crippling from the creative pov.

Fortunately, I had also decided I was going to take a 'normal' camera and shoot black and white too - enter the Leica M2, some lovely Ilford HP5+, FP4+ and my last roll of Tri-X. I've no qualms about travelling with film these days - it is simple.
But I needed a lens. I could have taken the 35mm Summaron or the 28mm Serenar, but instead in some weird alternate universe decided in me heed that what I needed was uncoated and old . . . enter the Elmar.

From the first frame the camera and lens combo proved to be a revelation - for a start I could carry it without resorting to a team of sherpas.
In use it was lightning fast - I'd do a quick Sunny 16 style calculation in my head, set the aperture, set the shutter speed, focus 'click' and carry on.

I had no idea what I had, but slightly over-exposing what I thought would do seemed to work quite well, especially using a staining developer like Pyrocat-HD.

Funny to think of the difference an experience can make, because I'd actually had a lucky escape - not three weeks before we left I was talking and seriously thinking again about selling all my Leica gear and getting something else . . . well not now.

No Way Hosepipe.

I will never be parted from the M2 - it is too intuitive and simple and light and quiet and just so completely the opposite of what a DSLR is, as to be a product from the different planet.

If you're a photographer, try and give one a go (or something similar from one of the many other manufacturers who made small light, FAST, quiet cameras).
Go on  - you owe it to yourself.


Who Are You And Why Are You In My Way?
The Colosseum, June 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Kodak 400TX, Pyrocat-HD




Another Portal
The Colosseum, June 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Kodak 400TX, Pyrocat-HD




Peaceful Remains
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford FP4+, Pyocat-HD




An Island Of Calm.
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford HP5+, Pyocat-HD




Peace In The City
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford FP4+, Pyrocat-HD




Rest
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford FP4+, Pyrocat-HD




Folk Go Bonkers For The Swimming Bear
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford FP4+, Pyrocat-HD



Much Weirdness
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford FP4+, Pyrocat-HD




Temple Of Asclepius At Dusk
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford HP5+, Pyrocat-HD




Formal Fountain
Rome, 2019
Leica M2, 50mm f3.5 Elmar, Ilford HP5+, Pyrocat-HD


And onto the lens.
Well what can I say.
It's really old.
It certainly isn't the most ergonomic thing ever made; changing aperture isn't at all easy on the fly, BUT, it collapses (so that the whole camera is about as small as you can get in film terms short of going Minox) and as seen above produces results that are interesting, softly beautiful and quite unlike any other lens.
The Fison hood has definitely made a huge difference - it is a really well made little hood, thoroughly blackened inside and incredibly compact.

The one caveat I would add about it, is that using the knurled screw to clamp it onto the front of your Elmar can mar the lenses finish, so, a small strip of masking tape around the front to adhere to the knurled part of the Elmar provides a very positive gripping surface.
I'd also add that most OLD Elmars have caps that don't stay on!
Ah yes, a round of applause from the back!
True though - this is the result of the compression of the felt inside the ring of the cap over decades of use.
Here's an easy solution if you don't mind your felt being old and brown - the lid of a Bic Biro - the pointy clip bit - just use this to gently rub up the knap of the felt - do it carefully and it won't come loose.
Felt is a wonder material - highly under-rated, but it cleans up well.
I didn't use any liquid in this process as I have no idea what sort of adhesive the felt is held on by - it's probably an animal glue, so is probably fine, but not wanting to take any chances . . . .
Suffice to say it works, and should on any Leitz lens you own that has a push-on felt-lined cap!

Happy days 😄

BTW - these are scans from straight prints, which are on Tetenal RC paper - they don't make it any more, shame because it was nice stuff to use - they're printed at bog standard Grade 2.
The thing that surprises me for such an old uncoated lens is actually how contrasty they look and yet there's that air of glow that you get when the light is right.
I am super-chuffed.
The oof areas too - quite unlike modern lenses - not sure how they'd look in colour, but I think good ol' monochrome suits it just dandy.

And the Nikon?
Well, there's more to come so I'll keep you guessing.

Jacob Marley's Chain - by Aimee Mann

Well, today a friend told me this sorry tale
As he stood there trembling and turning pale
He said each day's harder to get on the scale
Sort of like Jacob Marley's chain

But it's not like life's such a vale of tears
It's just full of thoughts that act as souvenirs
For those tiny blunders made in yesteryear
That comprise Jacob Marley's chain

Well, I had a little metaphor to state my case
It encompassed the condition of the human race
But to my dismay, it left without a trace
Except for the sound of Jacob Marley's chain

Now there is no story left to tell
So I think I'd rather just go on to hell
Where there's a snowball's chance that the personnel
Might help to carry Jacob Marley's chain



Help to carry Jacob Marley's chain...




No exposure meters were harmed during the making of this FogBlog




Monday, July 01, 2019

A Wander And A Da(u)nder


It's a wander and a DONDER, but for some reason that good ole' Englische Language, makes it look like it should sound like DAN DARE (Pilot Of The Future . . . and I'll bet that takes you back!) or even Down Under . . . sport.


Prejudice Births Malcontents
Dundee Lane, June 2019



Anyway, there I was with a thumb-twiddle a goin' on, on a Saturday in June and a desperation to get out with the SW. So I loaded up a roll of HP5+, chucked it all in a bag and off I went.
In actuality, this was a road trip for a random/spur of the moment Ebay purchase . . . an Optech Super Pro strap. Y'see I'd found a really old Optech strap with Mamiya post fittings just chucked away at the back of Duncan Of Jordanstone - it's amazing what these elite students chuck at the end of every term - I'd be into a skip like a rat up a drain pipe if Ali would let me, but she's the voice of reason as in . . ."It's their property, so technically robbery . . " 
The last point is true. 
My friend Monsieur Black wishes nothing more than to be chucked into a Council Skip when he dies as he then becomes the property of the Council and as such has to be disposed of properly.
He's normally an erudite and hyper-factual chap, so I am sure he's read up on it . . . if it is wrong, don't blame me.

Anyway, a Super-Pro came up on Ebay for much cheapness, and I jumped. 
And the skinny?
Very good actually, well-made, stretchy and comfy, pretty darn secure too . . it's just a little hot around the neck, but that's fine really. If you are lugging anything really heavy like a MF camera, it is definitely worthy of consideration.

There was another reason for this trip - my good missus was offski, so I had a whole Saturday on me tod . . . also, I'd bought a DSLR and wanted to try that out, but also wanted to see what similar scenes and a similar focal length on the wide side of the zoom would look like in colour.
So I did the whole walk twice.

Nothing wrong in that, good exercise and all that.
You'll notice how I casually skirted over the DSLR bit . . .why? Because I've got more reading than a comic convention coming up on it soon in a fresh and thrusting XTRA new FB post . . so get over it.
It was a Nikon D300S btw.
Notice was.




OK, it's not a proper print.
Nikon Zoom at about 18mm



Ditto.


Anyway, enough of this easy-peasy goin' stuff, you want the raw meat and potatoes of a good old Belly Buster of a meat and potatoes feast don't you?
What?
You've gone all salad on me?
No, not now, not when I need you most . . . here, have another couple of dumplings. There's steamed suet Jam Rolly Polly for pud, with good thick custard and if we're feeling peckish later we might phone out for a White Pudding Supper.


                            Film # 66/58







#66/58, HP5+ EI 200, 1/6/19

1./ 1/60, f11, ZVI Wall
2./ 1/30, f11, ZVI Wall
3./ 1/15 F16 ZIII Tricool
4./ 1/30 f16 ZIII Tricool
5./ 1/2 f11 Guess Zone - MAX Close Focus
6./ 1 second, f16, Guess Zone, 22"-4' (on focus scale) Rest on Window
7./ 1/8, f16, ZIII
8./ 1 second, f22, Guess Zone - Rest On Window
9./ 1/15, f22, Z?, Guess
10./ 1/15, f16, ZIII, Me
11./ 1/60, f16, ZVI, Concrete
12./ 1/8, f8, ZIII, Wall


Well, given everything was so dense last time, I thought I'd go a bit less, so it was PHD NEW, at 21℃ and usual agitation to 17 mins and stand to 19 mins. It seems to have done the job.


Overall I was quite pleased with how everything turned out, there's a few over-exposed ones - I have to admit these days I tend to be crossing a fine line of over-exposure, and letting the film's latitude and the ability of Pyrocat to deal with extreme highlights, win the day. 
There's nothing worse than an underexposed negative to deal with, so I quite often go the other way.
You jest with us surely Sheepy?
Well no actually, have a decko at this:


There's Always Something Interesting Going On.


This is denser than a bus-load of NF supporters on a day trip - seriously, the negative is utterly dense, and yet look, I got a print from it.
Over-developed, thick, sturdy, rigorous, use whatever you want to describe it, but most people would call it 'un-printable' - look at its place as frame 6 on the contact print - that's 2 up in the middle. 
Yeah . . DENSE!

The print is on Ilford's Galerie - Grade 2 if you care for such things - OK the exposure was a vast 76 seconds at f8 (lens was my 100mm Vivitar) - developer was Polymax (and yes, I did have to add a couple of squirts of neat developer to get that bit at the top right coming through, but it worked).
There's a lot of complex reflections going on, but I feel it balanced quite well apart from the extra print density at the top and edges.
On the whole though, I like it.
I bigged up the contrast with some Selenium toning too.



How Cool? Tricool!

Again a bog standard print on Grade 2 Galerie - what I love about this paper is that it balances everything beautifully to give a harmonious print. The aluminium Tricool strip, was reflecting light back at me. I burned the upper reach of the frame in a bit just because, and then the edges too to set the eye in the frame.
Exposure was 36sec at f16 - my notes on the back of the print read "Fist shaped burn to edges and top". 
ALWAYS MAKE NOTES ON THE BACK OF A PRINT
A 2B pencil works best.
It keeps you right.
Same session so Polymax again and Selenium toning.

How lucky I am with the SW  - the lens is like nothing else I own - there's crisp detail and also a pictorial edge to it . . and zero distortion - compare that to the Nikon Zoom pics above . . well, exactly (more bananas than Sainsburys!)
I suppose that's why they're not exactly cheap.


Who Is This Owl And Why Does It Hate Me?


Well, some art genius decided to abandon their very large painting, which says to me . . why bother in the first place?
Anyway, I didn't mind really - it helped me make a print I was happy with - again on Galerie - Grade 2.
The painting btw was still there, 4 weeks later:


Why Am I Abandoned?
Leica M2/35mm f3.5 Summaron, Ilford FP4, Pyrocat HD.

And on to my leading print.


Prejudice Births Malcontents
Dundee Lane, June 2019

I like this - it looks like something from Warsaw circa 1980. 
I also love the way the SW has rendered everything. 
Sure there's a bit of camera shake, but it was 1/8th of a second at f8!
Personally, had it been me making it, I'd have said:
"Prejudice Breeds Malcontentment" 
but there y'go.
Printing again was on Galerie Grade 2, exposure was 32secs at f16 and I gave it an extra 8 for the lopsided "L" bit of the wall and the light. 
Again toned in Selenium and that's it - no fancy pants stuff, just a simple print.

Goodness, is that the time?
Most of the other frames on the film aren't worth bothering with - still, I was happy to get four prints I was pleased with, so that is something. 
More detritus for the skip of eternity.

And that's it - hope you enjoyed it. 
Better get your rubber trousers on for next time, it's a lot of reading.

Keep taking the tablets, especially the big green ones with raspberry polka dots on - they're yummy.




Monday, May 13, 2019

Archie Texture

OK - so I didn't know that this pun was somehow going to involve a royal babe at arms, but there y'go - might get a few more hits . . . and don't worry there's none of this Danny Baker foolishness - honest, see that Twitter man . . . fecking hell - I honestly think that it makes people believe they're untouchable and above everything.
Well, there y'go - he's a wee bit older than me and should really have known better.
This is after all the world of the non-gender specific Gingerbread Person . .

Seriously . . you didn't know?:


An eye opener isn't it, and certainly puts a new spin on the children's favourite:

 ". . . Run Run As Fast As You Can, You Can't Catch Me, I'm The Gingerbread Person . . . and if you do catch me, I'll have the rozzers on you so there . . ."

We've hit a point where you can't even say boo to a goose without a bunch of goose lovers telling you you're a total b'tard.

What a strange time we've created.

Anyway, what has that got to do with photography?
Exactly,  NOTHING.

Dreamland, V&A Dundee, Easter Morning 2019

So, here we go - I found myself needing to go and take some pictures. I also found myself using the last of my wonderful kit of Pyrocat-HD.
I'd got the kit from an Italian seller on ebay - a chap called Vincenzo whose shop was called

processialternativi 


if you click the link it'll take you to his shop - he's not doing Pyrocat at the moment though.
Anyway, I thought I'd look around and actually found a place in the UK doing kits - yes I could have ordered around £40 of raw chemicals and had enough to do me a lifetime, but having over-enthusiasticised the heating of the Sodium Metabisulphite last time, I thought I'd make it easy for myself.
So, Wet Plate Supplies it was - here they are:


Their premix was £6.99 for 100ml (in Glycol and Distilled Water no less).
I combined an order for 300ml with some other stuff I needed and despite the heavy duty postage price (they said it's because few carriers will carry chemicals these days) it promptly arrived and has sat waiting to be used.
But more on that in a minute.

Firstly, I was up and out by 5.40 AM on Easter Sunday.
I'm not a particularly religious person, despite my dark past as an acolyte, but arriving and parking up at Mary Slessor Gardens there was something in the air, and it wasn't water vapour, though there was squidoons of that. 
I was surrounded by peace, despite the higher than expected levels of traffic at such an early hour.
The Biblical statement: 

The Peace Of God Which Passeth All Understanding

rang loud in my head . . .  alongside Nigel Molesworth's Skool Dinner Grace:

"This Piece Of Cod, Which Passeth All Understanding"

Yep, Peace (with a capital P) was in the air and I genuinely felt optimistic for the world as I loaded a roll of nearly expired Delta 400.
My weapon of choice was the SWC/M.

The light was . . well, William McGonagall, a Victorian poet par excellence and a man way before his time (as indeed seems to be the case with a fair chunk of the Victorian population of this fair City) called the River Tay "Silvery" . . and it is at times and quite often, so before I go on, please take a dander through Mr. McGonagall's poetry . . you'll laugh and cry all at the same time:


Anyway, onwards and downwards as they say.
I was ready to go at a shade before sunrise, but pressed for time with regard to taxi duties, I set off at a pace.
How it went is seen here:

Film # 66/57





Oh alright, you did ask for them . . . here's my notes:

#66/57, DELTA 400 EI 200, 21/4/19

1./ 1/4, f8, ZIII MLU Wall
2./ 1/4, f8, ZIII MLU Wall
3./ 15 Secs     - - -   > 55 Secs f22 ZIII??
4./ 1/8th f8 ZIII
5./ 1/8th f8 ZIII
6./ 1/30th, f16, ZIII
7./ 1/8th, f16, ZIII Pool
8./ 1/8th, f11, ZIII Staffroom
9./ 1/30th, f11, ZIII Ugly
10./ 1/30th, f11, ZIII
11./ 1/30th, f11, ZIII
12./ 1/2, f16, ZIII


*NEW* PHD 5+5+500 22℃.
Agit 30 sec, then 4 per min, to 17 mins then stand to 21. No waterbath.

Very overdeveloped negs  - probably just finishing at 17 would do it.
Not sure how they will print, but eyeballing them just now they're dense, but totally readable - remarkable really


My erstwhile companion was this chap:




He looks perky doesn't he, especially on the photographer's friend, the Leitz Table Top Tripod.

I've banged on about the TTT before and whilst these days I tend to find anything with that red logo ridiculously over-priced, the TTT is reasonable AND sturdy. Really sturdy actually - you can easily hold a 500C/M on one - not only that, but in poor light conditions it really does make for a wonderful camera brace - highly recommended from yer Sheephouse.




That's my basic travel light SWC/M kit - it's a Think Tank Suburban Disguise 20, which fits the SWC/M and Lowepro bag (with light meter inside) inside the bag, or, I can also fit a 500C/M with 150mm Sonnar (and hood!) in the bag with the meter/lowepro combo outside. The TTT pops in the back pocket.
You can't really get more unobtrusive or lightweight/easy access. I rate the Think Tank bag too - it's well made with some thoughtful bits and bobs.

Anyway, I keep getting sidetracked don't I.

I just set off photographing anything that caught my eye and wandered along to the V&A, where I encountered a group of people (actually older ladies and a man) reading biblical passages and singing hymns quietly as the sun rose.

It was one of those moments when you could have removed all aspects of modernity and buildings and noise and suchlike and moved back several handfuls of centuries. 

The feeling was profound

Their emotion was subtle and raw and hung in the air with the water vapour.

I didn't want to intrude on their worship, so I passed them without photographing and moved a good way under the tunnel, dropped to the floor with the TTT, levelled the bubble on the top of the SW (not easy to do in such low light conditions) metered the walls for ZIII and got 15 seconds . . . which translated to 55 secs for reciprocity.


Easter Sunrise,  V&A Dundee, Easter Morning 2019


I rather like it - weirdly the folks stayed pretty still for 55 seconds!

The above is a scan from the print - not a great scan and not a brilliant print, but there's subtlety which gets lost on-screen.
The print was on ancient Agfa MCC fibre. Because of the over-exposedness of the negatives I actually printed this on Grade 0 (80 Y) and developed it in Kodak Polymax. 
It's had some selenium too. 
The one thing I would say, is it has done a Adams, and dried down to a dull thud - it is probably a combo of incredibly old paper developing a base fog and Grade 0. I might try printing this set again at a different Grade - they're all Grade 0 on this 'ere post.

Anyway, I moved through to the other side, took a picture which Bruce thinks I should have printed, and came back through as they'd finished.



End Of Praise, V&A Dundee, Easter Morning 2019


This is where the TTT proved its usefulness - braced against my chest, an 8th at f8!

Again I rather like this  - the light had lifted a bit and the signboard at the right hand side looks like some sort of serving robot.

Again the print is a tad thud-like . . . the missus just eyeballed both just now and said it looks better onscreen than it does in the flesh which says I need to up the Grade on any subsequent reprints . . . the power of a different pair of eyes!

The strange thing to me is that now they had stopped their worship and were just chatting, the atmosphere changed completely. I said Good Morning as I passed and got the same in return - one of them walked away towards the docks, and after I photographed frames 6,7 and 8, the rest scooted past me, hopped into a very small car (yep, all 5 of them) and zipped off somewhere at breakneck speed.

I carried on taking pictures of shapes - some of which I should really print - I'll maybe get a handle on that for a Part 2 - and finally finished the whole thing in the space of around 40 minutes, which I suppose says something.
Solo, photocentric trips aid concentration - you can throw yourself into the feel of a place and hopefully come away with something.

I developed the film on the same day with the new Pyrocat.
Interestingly, well, it was for me, on my home mixed stuff, when you added Part B to Part A, you went slightly grey, and then when you added water there was a distinctly bluey-grey hue to the solution.
With the new stuff, this was pinkish.
I should have thought twice about this, because when I'd been making up my original batch, I'd overdone the temperature in the double boiler and as such (I think) overcooked the Sodium Metabisulphite.
That would probably explain why my times were quite different from the online guides' times - anyway, I pressed ahead with my old (consistent) time and ended up with this:




OK, so no prizes won for composition, but anyway - they look pretty darn dense to me - how about you?
The density is really thick, but somehow, it has leant something to them. 
Were these developed in a non-staining developer, they'd have been perfect replacement frames for your sunglasses, but in Pyrocat-HD they've gone somewhere else, and in the case of the super-dense ones you can see at the top left, it appears to be dreamland.


V&A Dundee,   Easter Morning 2019


Well there she is, Goode Shippe V&A sailing out of a thick morning fog!
It's really hard to get an idea of the subtlety of the light on the hoardings (which conceal a wasteland reserved for who knows what . . . ah, typical Dundee!) from the scan of the print, but it is there, albeit in a thudlike manner.
There's definitely room for improvement on the printing front, but that's good - if you've nothing to push against you might as well put your trotters up, smoke a couple of cigars and congratulate yourself on how great you are.

And so I have saved my favourite print from this session till last, and I can't even describe what I like about it, apart from the fact that to me it looks like a scene from one of my dreams.



Dreamland, V&A Dundee, Easter Morning 2019


It's a combination of that bollard (writ tiny because of the extreme wideness . . . no not me you cheeky bugger) and the mysterious Z on the hoarding.
The bollard looks like a lost handbag to my eyes, and the super-dense-density has rendered the light in such a way that it has isolated the hoarding for its own mysterious purpose . . .

Bollards! I can hear you shouting and quite rightly - that psycho-babble is a load of old bollards.

It's an OK photo, that's what it is, and that'll do for me.

Well, it would do more for me if it was printed on a more effective paper - I reckon I'll use up some of my old super-rare Galerie Grade 2 (thanks Ilford - can't believe you consigned it to eternity)

And, that's it folks - more grist to the mill, and more fun had by me.

How do you cope reading about all this exciting stuff - it must make your lives seem:

Oh So DULL Dahling, yawn . . . 

Over and out till next time